1/26/99

Dear Diary,

Today was not too bad. School was the same old boring thing. There was one pretty cool thing. Kenny was eating lunch we were have Chef's famous fried chicken and biscuits. Kenny was eating a chicken leg and the poor bastard swallowed the bone. He started mumbling shit and we couldn't understand him and all of a sudden he passed out and fell backwards. His head hit the ground and split open and blood just flowed everywhere. It was kick ass!!!! After school we went to the girls basketball game, well all of us except Kenny. The girls battled it out with the ugly chicks from Northparkville. They are undefeated right now and held on with a win tonight. I had a good time until Barbrady arrested me. I was yelling at the refs, I said "Hey you fucking tree huggin hippie open your damn eyes or I will be forced to use my authority beeyatch." Barbardy then said "OK, that's enough Eric, I've had just about enough of you" and that pig fucker arrested my ass. I was seriously pissed off. That's about all that happened today. If you guys are wondering about Christine, don't bother. She gave me the line that every chick always gives my fat ass. I just want to be your friend. So it looks like that part of my life sucks major ass once again. I guess if I just kill enough tree huggin pig fuckers there will be enough women for me. Well, that's all I gotta say about that. Later.

Eric